The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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