if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
We're too hungover to prance.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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