Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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