Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
