69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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