there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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