you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
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