how can u be prego again
i was born a porn star she said
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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