we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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