we're blogging at a bar
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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