Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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