just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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