I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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