he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
not ubering you a puppy
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
try to milk me bitch
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