DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
