IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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