all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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