She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You're a waste of cheezeits
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Randomize
