VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Still dying that you shit outside
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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