its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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