Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Randomize
