Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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