butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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