WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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