sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
