it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
