how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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