i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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