roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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