She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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