I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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