i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize
