dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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