normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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