I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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