Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
