Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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