Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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