We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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