How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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