I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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