Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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