Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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