he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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