That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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