Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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