so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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