Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We named our party play list daddy issues
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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