Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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