Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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